Happy Birthday zoooogaaaaah
Here, I bought you some digital land. Enjoy and customize it like it's 1995. Look around, but don't click on anything. No, really. This is still just a template website I downloaded from somewhere, and the links don't work. Sooooo...yeah, that's about it. If you want, I'll show you how you can setup your laptop so that you can remotely edit this website whenever you want. Make it your art portfolio I guess, or just a collection of your favorite memes. It's your space :)
Hey look, that's you!
But seriously, this is all. Everything else on this page is just dummy text or text I didn't bother to replace. Now go back.
OMG that's also you!
Oh, you're still here? Ummmmm...you studied computer networks, right? Bonus points if you can reverse-engineer the source IP address of this website and figure out my location from it.